Aug 14, 2007

5 things you could tell someone's who honks too much

  1. "Got the horn free with the car/bike, eh? Nice!"

  2. "You're an absolute whiz at honking! Superb! Bravo! Encore! Can you teach me how you do it? Oh, correspondence course?"

  3. "Ever thought of cutting an instrumental album? You're prolific..."

  4. "Thanks! I didn't even have to honk once because of you. Lovely. Hell, I think you honked well enough for everyone in the traffic jam."

  5. "What's the matter? Scared the chap ahead's going to make a house here?"

9 comments:

  1. Unknown14 August, 2007 22:42

    I kinda like #4 the best!

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  2. Anonymous15 August, 2007 00:55

    how about this "Hey man your house is on fire?"

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  3. Nomad15 August, 2007 07:32

    Here's one that I'm going to print out on a T shirt

    "Honk if you are an Ass"

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  4. Anonymous15 August, 2007 20:39

    6. quit blogging please.

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  5. Crew@Ginger Chai 16 August, 2007 01:38

    6. "Mate I just love those hooters in your car!" - Note: You need to have a darn straight face for this one!

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  6. Anonymous16 August, 2007 13:36

    So you like blowing your own horn, eh? :-D

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  7. Anonymous16 August, 2007 13:38

    Your bike / car loves getting these blow jobs, right? Pure horn!

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  8. Anonymous16 August, 2007 17:16

    How about : so you're feeling very horny ,eh ?

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  9. Anonymous17 August, 2007 11:31

    enough already. block any more comments please. honk!

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