Aug 14, 2007

5 things you could tell someone's who honks too much

  1. "Got the horn free with the car/bike, eh? Nice!"

  2. "You're an absolute whiz at honking! Superb! Bravo! Encore! Can you teach me how you do it? Oh, correspondence course?"

  3. "Ever thought of cutting an instrumental album? You're prolific..."

  4. "Thanks! I didn't even have to honk once because of you. Lovely. Hell, I think you honked well enough for everyone in the traffic jam."

  5. "What's the matter? Scared the chap ahead's going to make a house here?"

9 comments:

Two said...

I kinda like #4 the best!

Anonymous said...

how about this "Hey man your house is on fire?"

Hafeez said...

Here's one that I'm going to print out on a T shirt

"Honk if you are an Ass"

mueozds said...

6. quit blogging please.

Rahul said...

6. "Mate I just love those hooters in your car!" - Note: You need to have a darn straight face for this one!

Anonymous said...

So you like blowing your own horn, eh? :-D

Anonymous said...

Your bike / car loves getting these blow jobs, right? Pure horn!

Revhard said...

How about : so you're feeling very horny ,eh ?

Anonymous said...

enough already. block any more comments please. honk!